1. As soon as the doors open, push everyone out of the way and be like, "IT'S BIEBERS DAY BITCH"
2. Slap everyones hand that reaches for My World Acoustics & say, "THEY WERE ALL PRINTED FOR ME" and take as many as u can carry with a straight face
3. With a serious face ask an employee for help and be like, "I need to find the aisle with the sexy 16 year old singing acousticly..ASAP"
4. Wear a Bieber shirt under a jacket. And as soon as the doors open, unzip your jacket and SCREAM, "BIEEEEBEEEERRRRR"
5. When you get My Worlds Acoustics. Scream, "I'M SO EXCITED" & hump the floor. http://www.twitvid.com/OLZ5C
6. Grab My World Acoustics & run outside without paying for it. When they stop u & ask what you were doing say you were taking Bieber home.
7. If there's signs that say "BLACK FRIDAY" point to the 'black' & tell an employee, "You spelled Bieber wrong bitch."
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JUSTINS MOVIE:
1. Buy the movie package on Nov. 29th & when Justin is in concert. Stand on your seat wave your glow stick & scream like a real concert
2. Go find the stand up of #neversaynever and stand there screaming like an idiot & say, "OMFG ITS JUSTIN BIEBER"
3. When/if Justin performs Pray in the movie, stand in middle of the aisle in Pray position & say in a creep way, "Children are dying..etc"
4. Get in the movie theater 2 or 3 minutes late, go to the front row & say, "I paid for front row seats. What the fuck are you doing here?"
5. Go to the area where you can buy candy and tell them you'd like "Justin Bieber to-go" Convince them if you don't have it you might die
6. Go with a group of friends so whenever Justin sings the Dan Kanter song, sing "Justin, we wrote this song for you Take off your shirt we like the view" over the original song
7. When buying you're ticket ask, "Is the 3D really good? Like....CAN I SEE HIM SWEAT?" Don't smile or laugh.
8. While walking to the movie theater, pretend to talk to someone & say, "I know you love Justin, Frank. BUT YOU CAN'T KISS HIM!"
9. In the middle of the movie yell, "CROWD SURFING" and jump on your stomach to the people in front of you. See what happens.
10. Bring a life rings & when overboard comes on, throw them at peoples neck & say, "IT'S OKAY I KNOW YOU CAN'T SWIM WITHOUT MY LOVE"
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WHEN YOU MEET JUSTIN:
1. When you meet him, go up to him & say, "It's been a long time since last night" & wink ;D
2. When your leaving lip, "You, me. Seven. Tonight" & smile.
3. When you go next to him, touch his hair & say in a creepy/stalkerish way, "My life......is complete"
3. When you go next to him, touch his hair & say in a creepy/stalkerish way, "My life......is complete"
4. When you leave,give him a note saying, "I have your blowdryer. Want it? Find me." and place arrows all over the whole area.
5. When u meet him get a wig like his hair & try to dress like him. Be really serious while taking a picture. When leaving say, "PAYCE"
6. Where a shirt that says "I'd tap that" with an arrow pointing to the right. And stand on Justin's left side & take a picture.
6. Where a shirt that says "I'd tap that" with an arrow pointing to the right. And stand on Justin's left side & take a picture.
7. Wear a JB shirt & walk up to him. Look at your shirt & then him Get closer & 'inspect' him. Then Say, "HOLY SHIT, UR THE KID ON MY SHIRT"
8. After the M&G stand there until Kenny pushes you away & while your being pushed sing, "BABY COME BACK, U CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME!!!"
9. Bring a cardboard cut out of Justin & when you meet him. Place it in front of him & then take the picture.
10. While taking the picture doing weird things & apologize. Like pet his earlobe, blow in his ear, rub his back, etc
9. Bring a cardboard cut out of Justin & when you meet him. Place it in front of him & then take the picture.
10. While taking the picture doing weird things & apologize. Like pet his earlobe, blow in his ear, rub his back, etc
11. When you meet him bring a cardboard cut out of him & a camera. Ask him, "Can we take a picture" If he says yes, hand him the camera and hold the cardboard cut-out next to you;P
NOTE: CHECK HER PAGE OUT, ALL THESE ARE ON HER FAVORITES, YOULL HAVE TO SCROLL DOWN A LITTLE FOR THE BEGINNING OF THE BLACK FRIDAY JOKES. PLEASE FOLLOW HER AND SEND SOME SHOUTOUTS http://twitter.com/BieberFeverfied/favorites
NOTE: CHECK HER PAGE OUT, ALL THESE ARE ON HER FAVORITES, YOULL HAVE TO SCROLL DOWN A LITTLE FOR THE BEGINNING OF THE BLACK FRIDAY JOKES. PLEASE FOLLOW HER AND SEND SOME SHOUTOUTS http://twitter.com/BieberFeverfied/favorites
