Dear Sexi Boi,

Dear Sexi Boi,

You have made me the great women i am today(: I remember the days when music was dull and not hot. But NOW you have transformed music into awesomeness! I love the way you flip your bowl cut hair when you serenade grenades on stage. I love your clothes. They should be in a "Sexi Museum". I would visit everyday. My favorite song of yours is Sexi Back, I just love they way you...BRING IT BACK! (its totally hot) Did you know my favorite color is purple? Just like YOURS! Purple is the offical sex panther color. Cause your a sex panther. RAWWR!(; Your dougie is beastly. It makes girls pass out. Literally, I passed out yesturday. I cant wait to get your new album. The cover is hott! I cant wait to hear just you and you guitar. I'll probably pass out again. So obviously im devoted to you, and I love how youre not gay. LOVE IT! Ill wait for you at the alter! (:

                                                                                                         <3 Taylor&Tra

NOTE: THIS WAS WRITTEN A COUPLE WEEKS AGO BEFORE HIS ACOUSTIC ALBUM WAS RELEASED. SOME OF THE REFERENCES ARE A LITTLE OLD.